So I am going to look up some tips.
Looks like maybe I need to get a permit first.
Then download a checklist.
Get some celebrities, hamsters, and laser tag stuff (this is clearly a disguised ad, not tips).
Themes? Costumes? Geez…
What I will really do is make some chicken curry, get out some games, and rent a movie and have two guests! Last year, I worked up a surprise party for Susan-and surprise! She doesn’t like surprise parties! And neither do I! So I guess I’m all set. I used to be a big party person, but it’s obvious that I’ve given that up.