I like a secret Santa event as much as the next person, but I usually have trouble hanging onto the gifts I buy. For example, right now I am looking at a giant peanut butter cup (1/4 POUND!*) that promises “Peanuty Pleasure in a Chocolaty Shell!” I am not sure the ad writers spelled everything right there, but never mind that because I always end up eating whatever I get for my secret person, then I have run out at the last minute and get something that wasn’t half as good as the original present. (If you receive a gift from me this year, I was just making that last part up and I really, really have something special in mind for you personally.)
* 1/4 pound is actually only four ounces. You know that, right?