I saw my “blog administrator” yesterday. When he’s not administrating our blog, he moonlights part-time as Susan’s husband.
I told him: I thought you said I’d get rich and famous if I started this blog.
He said: No, I told you that you wouldn’t get rich and famous if you started this blog.
So I said: I’m pretty sure you told me that I would.
Him: No, that’s not what I said.
Me: I don’t mean to beat a dead horse here, but why else would I start it if I wasn’t going to get rich and famous?
Him: There are lots of reasons. (He told me them, but I didn’t listen on purpose.)
Me: Why would you beat a live horse? Because that would be animal cruelty and illegal.
Him: Nice to see you, Jodie. I’ve got to go now.