Now there’s this contraption called a butt bra or butt lifter. I am not kidding. I looked them up on-line and they look like one of those medieval torture devices to keep women in line, but updated to some more comfortable material than iron bars. Oh, and now this type of thing is voluntary, too, instead of being the husband’s or father’s purview. So, of course, I guess some women might just jump right in with it, for example, the ones who might choose to have part of their toes removed so they can wear designer shoes instead of doing something crazy like just finding a pair that actually fits.