When I was in middle school, Madonna hit the scene. She seemed like a very rebellious grown-up to me (a girl who dedicated herself to trying to be good at all times). Well, I saw Madonna on TV when I was at at a salad bar yesterday and it was blasting her dancing around with some other famous people I didn’t recognize who are also probably old, but look like they just got out of high school. I don’t understand it. How is it that Madonna looks the same as when I was a kid, but now I look old? I can’t really account for this strange occurrence. Today I saw a picture of David Hasselhoff and I know that guy is old, but, again, he has barely aged.
This has nothing to do with that guy who asked if I was a grandma. Nothing. I just want to know what sort of embalming fluid celebrities are drinking to keep them from aging.