I saw in the news that McDonald’s is going to start selling sustainable seafood. Well, I am really into sustainability on seafood personally because I hate it and don’t eat it. I can go around feeling pretty superior about my sustainable “no seafood at all” stance on seafood while other people are putting all kinds of sushi in their gullets which you can buy for a pittance all over the place these days. I am looking forward to all sorts of other potentially sustainable things happening that are no bother or effort on my part and that I can lord over other people while doing all manner of other unsustainable things. Sort of like McDonald’s.