I just hate public parks because to create and maintain them, it would take valuable yacht money away from the job creators! Gosh! It would be just awful. Plus, we plebeians can always go to the “playlands” at corporate fast food restaurants which are just as good, if not better, than being outside, which everybody knows is so fraught with dangers, anyway. I really prefer eating a lot of empty calories while hanging around in a noisy, germ-filled room full of crying toddlers to natural settings where somebody might fall down on grass and sue.